This is the translator's comment. The "correct" translation is the text onscreen.
This is a story about hot yuri sex between three entirely blood-unrelated sisters... you wish.
Get your fapping materials elsewhere.
Also, worship my teardrop mouth and my leaf-shaped ahoge, or I'll whip you good.
I've made up my mind! I'm quitting school!
Oh, is that so?
Maki, we've only been together for a short time, but it's been fun.
Ah, Atsuko's fried egg looks nice.
Let's exchange one!
My cooking skills don't compare to yours! {j: changed to more accurate expression}
That's not right! That's not how the conversation should go!
Stop me, the two of you!
Do you want us to stop you?
Alright then, why are you thinking of quitting school? {j: more formal}
The... The reason...
That's because... erm...
Do I... really have to say it?
You don't need to act all serious.
You've been talking about skipping school for three consecutive days, haven't you? {j: tense}
It's almost time for us to start ignoring whatever you say. {j: grammar}
T-Thank you for the gracious advice. {j: this may be "thank you in advance", since she hasn't been told anything yet}
So? What do you not like about this school?
The uniform. I have a problem with the uniform.
Uniform?
The uniform isn't cute enough or something?
That's not it!
It's something more fundamental!
I...
This!
I'm being forced to wear a skirt!
This is sexual harassment on a national scale!
It's disturbing to have your panties seen just as you're doing something, isn't it? {j: rephrased}
Or rather, I hate realizing my panties have been seen without me even noticing. {j: grammar/alternative phrasing}
Well... but it rarely happens...{j: more natural phrasing?}
That's only because you don't know about it!
Erm... in that case you should just wear a bloomer over your underwear...{j: a few words replaced}
Eh?
Where did my bread go?
Haven't you eaten it?
Uh, erm...
What happened to it?
I told you, you finished it.
Just now you said this, Minami:{j: she's addressing her directly, pretty much}
Underwear can only be seen rarely! {j: "shitagi" + rephrased to be consistent with earlier line i changed}
When I dove under the desk to look for my bread, I saw it!
What Minami said could only rarely be seen...{j: spelling, removed "panties" since she didn't say it}
that being... Minami's white pan- {j: grammar}
The inside of bread is certainly white, isn't it.
White bread.
Yes.
I caught sight of that white bread.
Bread?
I thought it was something better. {j: grammar}
Uh... erm...
In any case, in normal everyday life, your panties don't get seen that often, right? {j: TL changed}
Um...
Even though I saw it when picking up bread normally?
In the first place, crawling under the desk is wrong-
You know...
Just wear a bloomer or something under your skirt!
That's true! You should say so earlier!
Haruka!
She's wearing one!
So try flipping her skirt!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Great, isn't it? It's perfect! {j: changed sugoi: amazing --> great}
Try flipping it yourself.{j: phrasing}
TL-Comment: Flippity Flip! {j: why's this here?? flippity wut?}
Up next.
The grand Fundoshi festival for this year has ended,
but because the King of Fundoshi has suddenly given up his title,{j: throne -> title; converted to running line}
the competition is heating up once again. {j: rephrase/grammar}
Oota will now bring you the news straight from the scene. {Missing background voice: Oota-san? Oota-san! ????????}
You came back so late today, Haruka.
Yeah, I had some work to do for the committee meeting.{j: tense, spelling}
Were you doing it alone? A boy from my class was with me as well. {break this line}
Boy?
The two of you weren't doing anything weird, were you?
Hey, Kana, don't say weird things in front of Chiaki!
Weird? What's so weird about "weird things"? {j: spelling}
What are these "weird things" you're talking about? {j: spelling}
Kana, you mustn't do that, okay?
You can't be teaching Chiaki weird things. {j: spelling, and it's Chiaki, not Kana :P}
I'm not allowed to teach her that weird things are weird?
That's not what I meant!
What I meant is... erm...
Listen up, Chiaki!
When a girl and a guy are together, you can be sure they'll do weird things!
K-K-Kana!
What I want to know is... what are these "weird things"? {j: sp.}
Um... that's... you know...{j: aiya, not iya}
It's doubtlessly shocking, and enjoyable. {@tlc: can't catch first part} {j: shokku haka? anyway, rephrased}
Hey...
D-Don't worry!
I mosaic-ed my words! {j: rephrased, but not much better}
Right! That's the end of this conversation!
Chiaki, eat your vegetables.
So in what way is it enjoyable?
Well, that's...
That's... erm...
In what way, Haruka?! {j: rephrased for effect}
Up next.
With the aim of setting a record in Japan, an event to see the longest anyone can last without changing his Fundoshi will be held. {j: rephrased/grammar}
Chiaki.
Let's go home together.
Minami, Yoshino.
Want to come to my house?
Eh? What are we going to do?
Well, we're going to play games...
Actually, I wanted to work on homework together...{j: collaborate, not get help?}
That's a good idea.
Minami, you're going too, right?
Let's go!{j: rephrased}
Are you, by any chance, going to do weird things?{j: rephrased slightly}
Wha-What on earth are you talking about?!
Are you suspecting me of something?
D-D-Don't scare me, okay?!
What... so you aren't going to do it?
You're asking me if I'm not going to do it?! {j:}
Do you have other plans for today?
No, none at all.
So you have no interest in games? {j}
No, I do. {j: phrasing}
And I'm rather good at them.
We have some leftover cake from my sister's birthday celebration yesterday...{j}
Perhaps you don't like cake that much?{j}
No, I do. In fact, I want to know exactly what kind of cake it is, and which bakery it's from.{j: phrasing}
Let's go then!
Just do the homework as a side dish!
Are we going to do weird things as a side dish? {j: rephrased}
I told you, I didn't say that!
If I had a chance with someone nice, I'd treat her as the main dish, not a side dish...{j: grammar}
Hey, what are you making me say?!
Oh, so I'm not good enough for you.
In any case, I won't do anything.
Well, okay. I'll go.
You scared me...
because of your strange suspicions all of a sudden.{j: rephrased}
So...
Are the two of you over there going to do weird things? {j: grammar}
Enough already!{j: rephrased}
The competition to go as long as possible without changing one's Fundoshi has heated up,{j: rephrased}
and a rally opposing the event on the grounds of hygiene took place today.{j: rephrased}
Chiaki.
Did you finish your homework over at your friend's place?
Yes, but nothing weird happened at all.
Y-You're still an elementary school student...
Even I haven't done it yet!
She's right! It's too early for you! Even I haven't...
Coming up next, we'll talk about the development of space-age Fundoshi in the near future.
And so...
Typhoon No. 14 and the Localized Downpour were quarreling in the staff room!
Really?
I wish I could've witnessed that.{j: tense}
So, what happened?{j}
Typhoon No. 14 launched the first attack,{j: switched to "battle" metaphor}
but the Localized Downpour had the upper hand!
And at that moment, the Unopenable{j: replaced 'Folded', since hirakanai = does not open} Vinyl Umbrella butted in!
H-Hey, can I ask something?{j: grammar}
You've been talking about a typhoon and a downpour for a while...{j: grammar}
What's that about?
Hey, is she for real?
But she doesn't sound like she's kidding.
D-Did I say anything strange?
Those are nicknames! For Tanaka-sensei and Kawauchi-sensei.
The Unopenable Vinyl Umbrella is Katou-sensei, right?{j: naming}
You gave that nickname, didn't you?
Oh... Did I?{j}
Yeah!
So, as for the reason for the quarrel...{j: slightly rephrase}
The Black-Bellied Polar Bear was the culprit after all...
Black-Bellied Polar Bear...
The incident ended with the Lidless Teapot making up a story to cover it up... {TL Note: The proverb "ocha wo nigosu" means "making up a story to cover up", but when taken literally, means "making the tea murky".} {j: TL note is important}
The Lidless Teapot...
Come to think of it, Minami...
The nicknames that you thought up are exquisite!{changing tenses since she created those nicknames in the past, and she has already forgotten - G}
Chiaki's a genius after all!
I totally don't remember.{j: rephrased}
Eh? Didn't you give nicknames to all the teachers?
Completed works of art hold no interest for Chiaki, right?{j: grammar}
What does that mean?{j}
Then why don't you give everyone in the class nicknames?
I... I think we shouldn't do that?
Chiaki tends to dig at other people's soft spots.
Hey... what do you mean by that?
In that case, you should be the first to get nicknamed, Makoto.
Alright!
Do your worst!{j: rephrased}
Mako-chan.
That's so plain! Or rather, it's so cute it's embarrassing!
Can't you come up with anything else? I'm sure you can!
Dumb Kid.
That's so straightforward!{j}
It's right on the mark.{j}
It's an impression rather than a nickname.
Which do you want?{j}
Then... Mako-chan.
Your turn, Shuuichi! {missing typeset after this: Naming} {j: SIGN!}
A nickname is given based on the person's characteristics, such as name, body, or habits, right?
For someone with no outstanding characteristics like Shuuichi, won't finding a nickname be difficult?{j: grammar}
Plain Yogurt.
Decided! Shall we mix in some sugar?!
Stop that, Mako-chan.
Okay, next!
My name... is Boy A.
And I'm B...
Let's see... did everyone get their nicknames?
The only person left is Minami herself!
Give myself a nickname?{j: gram}
Who else is going to do it?!{j: rephrase}
Princess.
PRINCESS?!
What's wrong with you, Minami?! Have your nicknaming skills gone a bit rusty?!
No, but... isn't giving myself a nickname a bit harsh?{j}
And you still went ahead and did it!
Shut up, dumbass.
I'm not a dumbass!
I'm Dumb Kid!
Hey... I admitted to it myself!!
Hey everybody! Time to do some cleaning!
Makoto, we're already in the middle of it.
Shuuichi, where's my position?!
Can you help me with the dustpan then?
Alright! I'll help you scoop as much rubbish as you want!
Shut up and do it now, dumbass.
Hey, Minami! Is that how you're supposed to ask people for favors?
When you ask someone to help you with the dustpan,
it's common sense to say "please hold the dustpan for me", isn't it?!{j}
I kindly ask of you not to talk, to kneel down right now, and to hold the dustpan.{j: gram}
You dumbass.
"I kindly ask of you" is too polite, on the other hand!
I believe you should be more disturbed by her other words instead.
Okay! Come, do it!
Don't push me back!{j: rephrased? less accurate though}
You're the one moving back too much.{j}
You didn't manage to scoop any rubbish at all.
You have zero talent with dustpans.
Even with all your big talk.
G-Give me a moment!
It's true that I was caught unprepared.
But can you lay all the blame on me?!{j}
No! Absolutely not!
We're not doing the cleaning on our own! We're doing it as a team!
Are you blaming my sweeping then?{i think sweeping would work better than broom}
N-No! I'm just trying to stress the importance of teamwork-
You're dismissed from your dustpan duties.
You mentioned just now that cleaning is all about teamwork, right?
Right!
You spoke the truth.
Even though it's just cleaning,
if you lose focus, who knows what calamities might befall the team?{j}
You do understand, don't you?
Yup! I'm certain!
Ah... Chiaki!
Are you okay, Chiaki?
You, take the buckets and go fill them with water.{j: lol he's not drawing from a well here}
Roger!
I've gotten the water!{j}
Stand still.
Roger!
Okay, let's sweep up the rubbish one more time.{j: word substituted}
Yes, let's do that.
Now we just need to throw out the rubbish and we're done.{j: "out"}
I'll go.
No, I'll do it!
Stand still.
Roger that!
What are you doing here, at this time? {tlc} {j: less crude}
But, she told me to stand still!
TL-Comment: I AM BOSS!
Hey hey Chiaki, what are you doing?!
Yes?
I'm studying...
Don't study in the living room!
If you study here, you'll make me look like a slacker!{j}
I'm telling you to stop doing it!
I'm going to get into a good junior high school, so don't bother me.
What? Do you look down on my school?
Haruka was in the same junior high as well!
A-About that... She chose to attend a neighborhood school for our sakes, right? {j: different interpretation}
That goes for her high school too...{j}
Only you are going to go to a good school...{j: rephrase}
Hey, you!
Let's see...
I'll pose you some questions to see how capable you are!
In May of a certain year, there are four Tuesdays and four Fridays.{j: phrasing}
What day is the 5th of May of that year?
Wednesday.
T-The answer is... Wednesday.
The answer is Wednesday... but!
Which page... of this book... is this question... ON? {j: spaced it out}
Like hell I would know!
There's no point knowing the answers to these.
Besides, it's actually that, isn't it?{j: rephrased}
You're studying in the living room so as to get praised by Haruka, aren't you?{j: praised <3}
Y-You!
Well, you may be outstanding indeed.
For an elementary school student, that is.
Well then, in order to see what an actual junior high school student is capable of,{j}
I'll ask you some questions.{j}
A star is a star, but what is a sour star?
A loss!
Well, that indeed doesn't taste sweet...{j: rephrased}
A thing that starts crying and becomes smaller after it puts on its red hat, what's that?
A Carp fan watching his team in a series of defeats.
Sorry. I'm sure they'll do better next year.{j: "my bad" usually means "my mistake"?}
What's visible when you're sitting down, but can't be seen after you stand up?
Give a decent answer once in a while.
W-What is it? Where are you looking at?{j}
Panties!
The soles of your feet, you dumbass!
Describe the weird things that happen when a man and a woman are together, in less than 400 words.{j: rephrased}
That's... that's...
What strange things they are indeed... Hey! {j}
I can't understand anything from this!
Get into a good school and have them teach you about it.{j: rephrased}
I'm back!
Eh? Are both of you studying?{j}
Please explain what "weird things" are!{j}
I-I have to write it down?
Erm... That's...
It's...
Well, anyway, let's put that aside, and talk about what we should have for dinner.{split this line} {j: reworded}
Udon!
Curry!
Okay! Let's go with curry udon, shall we?
Roger!
The Japan Series was wonderful, wasn't it? It was a miraculous victory for the Carp! {@tlc: ?? kiseki?}
They're called miracles because they don't happen.
Next time: The Soccer-Playing Leader of Delinquents Returns!
Damn it, just you wait!
I'm pretty sure the Eagles will win this time!
You're a fan?!